Rollin' With Saget

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From MMMDI



You are now about to witness the strength of Bob Saget.....

Have you ever had one of those nights that started off so damn good,
No fights,no fuss
It's understood that when you go to the bar,
Man we ain't leavin' til there's girls in the car

Well this night started off just like that (Word!)
Except Jamie's in the drivers seat, Saget's in the back.
We rollin on 20's to the club, pull up front,
Sagets in the backseat rollin a blunt.
Valet opens up the door to park the car
The bouncer at the front don’t want to let us in the bar.
Bob says “Here let me show him some affection.”
Then he walked up wound up and cold clock decked him.
Started swinging but I bet you do respect him,
Next thing you know we’re in the VIP section.
When cool runs deep like this you wanna brag it,
Who you rollin’ with b*tch?
(Man!)
I'm rollin' with Saget.

Who you rollin' wit?
Bob... Bob Saget.
Numero Uno, nobody does it better
Who you rollin' with?
Bob...Bob Saget...
The illest mothaf***** in a cardigan sweater

Now the night's over, everybody's gettin tipsy.
Bob's in the booth with a chick from Peckipsie.
Ordering the don perignon just drink it from the bottle,
Making friends and leave the club with three models.
That's when DMX and 50 cent walked in,
Bob stood up and said "Who are you again?"
At first all they did was stand around and stare,
Til x pushed Bob and 50 hit him with a chair.
He’s in a cardigan, khakis, shoes and no socks
"You want hardcore mothaf******z?"
Pulled out a glock
"I got a cock like a donkey, hard as a rock,
and a trigger finger itchier than chicken pox.”

Now everybody threw their hands in the air,
Bob jumped with a gun and he just don’t care.
We on the floor
He’s on the table now firing shots
Paris Hilton’s on her cell phone callin’ the cops.
He blew the smoke off the tip of his gun
"Bob Saget b*tch, you better axe someone."

Who you rollin' wit?
Bob...Bob Saget.
Numero uno, nobody does it better
Who you rollin' wit?
Bob...Bob Saget.
The illest mothaf***** in a cardigan sweater.

Bob grabs us and the girls
We run out the back door,
It’s like he’s feeling groggy yet
He’s still hungry for more.
He’s in the backseat gettin dizzy again,
askin' the girls if they're lesbians
("Are you?")
The girls start kissing now
My dicks gettin’ hard.
“Lets go to my place
The hot tubs in the backyard.
I got beer and henny,
and an ounce of cush
Yo Jay pull over
I gotta pee in a bush”

When you rollin with Saget
theres no time for rest,
this muthaf**** flippin bottle caps off of her chest.
Shoutin':

“I'm Bob Saget
This is what I do,
my house my car,
This is my crew!
I only hang with Jamie and Stu."

Patrol the main streets of Malibu”

('Night boys.)

Tomorrow night we gonna do it again
Bob Saget MY BEST FRIEND!

Who you rollin' wit?
Bob...Bob Saget.
Numero uno, nobody does it better
Who you rollin' wit?
Bob...Bob Saget.
The illest mothaf***** in a cardigan sweater.


"Goodnight Michelle."
[PR]
by jklovelier_21 | 2006-06-02 03:09 | Lyrics